more trash talk

I am so late for dinner appt with my "kai looi" (god dotter). Celebrating her birthday - 2 weeks belated. And I m late pulak..but I have to post this...funny lar. For me at least! Just had tis conversation with "x" while I was fighting for time 30 mins ago. See lar. Internet!

fren says:now i need to find a place for us to stay after we come back
fren says:you house ready for rental or not?
WSL says:stay for free oso can
WSL says:but its empty
fren says:no free lah!
WSL says:at least now got lights
fren says:i only need very simple things - a/c, water heater, lights
fren says:ya lor. got lights mah
WSL says:i only hv one of the four items
fren says:haha!
WSL says:2 ..water oso got
fren says:thanks though.
WSL says:fan = a/c lar
fren says:ah, got fan at least
fren says:water or water heater?
WSL says:water only
WSL says:ha haaaaa
WSL says:was going to say..WHY u need heater in MSIA
WSL says:LOL
WSL says:no need water heater la..msia v hot
fren says:duh!
fren says:u don't take hot shower one ah?
fren says:i cannot leh. even 40 degrees i need my warm shower
fren says:i know it sounds crazy lah. it's just habit lor
fren says:so if i'm all desperate, can take a mattress and bunk in your place right?

WSL says:i dun take hot shower la
WSL says:yes yes...hse is there..u can come anytime
WSL says:i wil tryharder to clean it up
WSL says:jus in case
fren says:really? don't know lah, i cannot tahan pouring cold water on my skin
fren says:hahaha! no no, don't wanna trouble you lah
WSL says:ha hah a

fren says:if i really need to bunk there i will surely let you know in advance and then go clean up too
WSL says:bed v chaep nowadasy..jus go ikea..ask them to send a bed..u can sleep liao
WSL says:anyway..my hse is open ..24 hrs..for u
WSL says:welcome ur warming up

WSL says:i need some pressure to fix the hse anyway
fren says:haha!
fren says:what do you plan to do up there anyway?

WSL says:up where ? :D
fren says:kitchen? furnish the rooms? etc
fren says:do up, there
WSL says:kitchen only la
WSL says:then hope to move in old furniture frm ol hse

WSL says:io ask me to explain to u..
WSL says:wat is sap suk gao tau
mag says:ya ya!
mag says:cannot catch lah
WSL says:u take a dog..boil it cook
WSL says:cook
WSL says:cook the dog head
WSL says:and the dog wil end up grinning at u like tis>>>:D
>mag says:DUH!
WSL says:faham sekarang?
mag says:*NOD*