Joke of the Day

I was away from the office for the whole of yesterday. For some reasons, there were more forwarded 'leisure emails' in my inbox than usual. Most were pretty good in fact. I have a habit clearing as many leisure emails from my inbox as soon as I can so that there are only pending work related ones left. Ocassionally, I will keep the good ones for a while in case I wish to forward on or share in the blogsphere here like this one. Light simple humor for you. Enjoy & have a nice day ahead.:



Below conversation really happened on S'pore radio recently, I think some of U in the South had heard it on the radio too. THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!

DJ : Good morning. This is Power 98 & do you want to play a game?
Contestant : Yeah, why not.
DJ : Good. It is a simple game. When I say something you have to give an answer that is opposite to what I have said. For eg. when I say Sharp, you have to answer Blunt. OK?

Contestant : OK.
DJ : Sun
Contestant : Moon.
DJ : Black
Contestant : White.
DJ : Tall
Contestant : Short.
DJ : Dog
Contestant : Cat.
DJ : Man
Contestant : Woman

DJ : Cock
Contestant : CHIBAI !!!

RADIO SILENCE !!!!!!

DJ : These things sometimes happen and we are on live.
Let's take a commercial break here.