STRICTLY Jus for laughs

I wonder if I will be dragged to 'isa' for posting this. A friend (shall not mention name in case I get caught :D) sent me the link to this site. It's hilarious but very true to some extent. Very nasty though. Caution: It's quite lengthy, read during your free time and strictly just for laughs only.

Here's a short caption from the site. Took me a while to find the mildest section *lol*


The best way to get around Malaysia is by car.
This is because the petrol is dirt cheap. Car in Malaysia is the cheapest in the entire universe.
Even the Sing-gay-poh-rian have to drive all the way north to JB just to refill their tank for half the price compared to their own minute country. This proves that Malaysians are rich and not poor unlike what the Western Media says. Chinese Malaysians will spend insane amounts of money to buy numbers like 1,5,7,8,9, and the letter C for their license plates and the recent most expensive car plate number starting with TAN XXXX cost RM200,000 (Yes, five zeros behind im not kidding but RM200,000 is worth USD 0.01). This brings good fart and protection from God when doing stunts like following a petrol tanker at 0.005463 meters and at 80kmh, driving at the speed of light, and overtaking dangerously. If accident happens, it means you didn't have enough number 8 on your license plate... so bad luck for you, lor!

If you want to take a bus, you must go to the central bus terminal in Kotor Raya. There is also a monorail available, but it only goes from the mall to public restroom.

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