Irritating Bank Officer

A bank officer from the P bank called me yesterday regarding my hire purchase application. I missed the call the evening so he called my home and 'spoke' to my dad. The conversation went something like this:

Stupid officer: can i speak to wsl?
Dad: she is not home yet
Stupid officer: oh..do u have her no.? --he shud have my no. in the file?? I had a missed call.
Dad: No..i don't - White lie!

Stupid officer: Oh..is this...xxxx - (READ OUT MY HOUSE ADDRESS)
Stupid officer: And you are wsl's father?
Dad : Yes
Stupid officer: How many daughters do you have?
Dad : 2 - getting abit agitated by this stupid man and his stupid questions
Stupid officer: blabla bla..apparently went on and on about trying to reach me

Dad : I don't know when she will be back. I think she went to exercise.


He called another 2 times that night. And..he didn't even introduce himself!

And..here's how he talked to me yesterday afternoon...too bizarre I can't remember exactly how it went..I 'll try. And conversation is in Cantonese. So..unprofessional.

Stupid Officer: hello...wsl ah? - i heard his other phone ringing away..
Me : yes...speaking
Stupid Officer: hold on ah - he went yakking away on the other line ..making me hold for at least 3 mins!
Stupid Officer: helo..sorry ah..
Me: #$!@
Stupid Officer: ah..wsl..i wan to check wit u ah...u bot this car right..how much loan u applying?
ME: WHERE ARE U CALLING FROM? - Pissed@!

Stupid Officer: oh.i am calling from P bank - no name mentioned
Stupid Officer: so ah...the car price is 91k..and u r trading in ur car..that means ur loan will be xx

ME: ermm - no motivation to talk
Stupid Officer: ok..and your salary is xxx and u hv allowance..so that makes it xxx a mth la
Stupid Officer: and u hv this home loan ..how much u pay ah?
ME : xxxx a mth - wanna puke, cant believe i m on de phone wit such an ass hole

Stupid Officer: ok..and u hv this credit cards..so...bla bla ba..your mthly commitment wil be about xxx

ME : no reply

Stupid Officer: do u bank in ur salary to other accounts ah?
ME : No..
Stupid Officer: no ah..how come ah..i notice...u dint bank in ur salary in Jan and Feb
ME : Dunno - WTF!

Stupid Officer: no meh. really. you didnt bank in any salary in Jan and Feb
ME : I did. May be diff amount.
Stupid Officer: oh..oh..got an xxx here..why diff ah?
ME : claims.

Stupid Officer: oh ok ok. oh got bonus issit? so ah..ur bonus..how much issit? whats the minimum ?
ME: ZERO

Stupid Officer: huh..whats the minimum bonus you ever get?
ME: ZERO!
Stupid Officer: huh. oh oh..none. haha.

Stupid Officer: ok ok. i thk ur loan shud be ok la. anything i will call u again. ur phone cant be reach in evening issit?
ME: can.
Stupid officer: i tried to call u yesterday...u went to 'ta po' (i.e. play ball) issit ?


There are a few more bizarre things that he said. I can't really remember and I am running out of time. Just wanna share the gist of it. Can you believe it??